A clean house is just a step closer to an evil house… (Idk just roll with it)

ya cant cause mischief if the house is messy

*hugs* damn man… Is it gonna leave a bruise? :/

yes! it already has and its very nasty to look at.
life goes on, i guess.

Calm yourself! I’m sure you will find a way to work this out.

all my solutions apparently were for USED GAMES and not brand new games i got 12 hours ago

Deep breaths, sweetie. Breathe! D:

i really cant breathe oh my gosh
i hope they’re lenient with me

Admit nothing. Unless in a court of law. Then you must tell nothing but the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God.

nothing is true everything is permitted
anyway
dammit mal-ing will resume in a few

I don’t really approve of lying but GameStop is kind of an ass so you go, bro!

to be fair it’s not quite lying more as it is changing one little fact of what happened because im not admitting i tripped over a wire

With our combined heights we can ride all the rides at the theme parks!

YES

Short people unite.

together we’re not quite so short!!!!

You literally just made my day. Thank you.

you’re welcome

You and me both honey TT-TT

im like a month behind on my psychology work so it makes it 500% worse