But really.

You want to go out with the guys? that’s cool I’ll watch doctor who.

You want food? I got you, I think I have snacks somewhere in my bag and oh look an entire cheeze its box.

You want to just chill around the house? sweet I’ll make popcorn, Netflix is already up.

You’re bored? hit me up, I’m probably at the bookstore.

You killed somebody? i know how to hide a body.